2016, Uncategorized

The End is Nigh

So I walked out of the movie theatre the other day to find this – the entire ground was crawling with tiny, black bugs. I didn’t get close enough to have a proper look but they’re everywhere in town at the moment, and so I’m wondering if this is the end.

Are they zombie bugs?

Do they have an alterior motive, like eating our brains while we sleep?

Is this my last day on Earth before the zombie bugs take us all?

I don’t know – but I can only hope for my survival, and quote this line from Bill Vaughan:

“We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.”

Wish me luck against this creepy, crawly, army of death.


Road Trip

We started the road trip at noon

And you wouldn’t stop being a loon

So I pulled out a knife

While you screamed for your life

And I must say that bit was the boon

This Writing: 201 assignment asked for a limerick about a journey, with some alliteration – I just got called ‘dark and disturbed’ by my dad but surely that’s a good thing ;)

Xx Loony